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When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.
Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.
When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.
“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”
“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”
When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.
“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”
“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”
When you bent your knees at a slight 90 degree angle and suck air so far up your anus and push as hard as you can letting out the most juiciest fart you can.
“Yo man I have gas pains but I can’t fart”
“I gotchu bro try the suck and push, last time I had that problem I tried it out. I shit myself but it was so worth it.”