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Sucker dick

Much like the action of a sucker punch (where you unexpectedly punch someone in the gut), to sucker dick a person is to either penetrate and/or slap them with your dick whilst they least expect it.

1. Man, I totally sucker dick-ed Jane last night, she was not expecting it at all!

2. "Hey, so is sucker dicking like rape?"

" Nah, it's more like when you're cuddling in bed with your girlfriend and you put in while she doesn't

expect it. It's also when she's crouching or on her knees and you smack her with your dick."

"Oh. Sweet."

3. "And on his tombstone it shall be written, 'Here lies _________: Caring Father, Loving Husband, Sucker Dick Champion".

by Hostrodamus June 28, 2015


dick sucker

to put a dick in your mouth and suck on it to give pleasure.

sarah is the best dick sucker.

by XxDa Dick SuckerxX July 14, 2004

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Dick Sucker

Another name for a kiss ass

Frank got promoted because he's a tremendous dick sucker.

by wyomingite99 December 14, 2014


Dick Suckers

A person's lips

Keep your dick suckers off my straw!

by Dugger June 29, 2019


dick sucker

Someone who sucks dick..

my ex-girlfriend Erin was the best dick sucker ever. Maybe I should had listened a little better.

by willey wonka October 14, 2007

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DICK SUCKER

Someone who sucks penises for a living and gives head for foodstamps. They love sucking on a hot juicy man pole. It gives them energy and makes them feel alive. A dick sucker loves to please people especially other men.

Vitale is a good dick sucker. He can suck a guy dry. I love giving him money for dick sucker.

by clyde Mons December 27, 2007

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dick sucker

all of the above are semi correct

N. A derogatroy term used to insult someone who is behaving in the manner of: a asshole, a dickhead, a bitch, jerk, etc.

"Why would u do that! I fuckin hate u, u dick sucker!"

by Chris Dietz 917 232 9501 August 2, 2006

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