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When you want to proclaim that something sucks ass (which means it sucks real bad) but you are in the presence of someone that prevents the use of profanity. Eg. your Grandma or Mother-in-law or bosses wife or some other uptight bitch.
Man Grandma, this meat loaf sucks donkeys.
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Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."
This movie sucks donkey dick.
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Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.
You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.
Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls
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I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.
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hannah sucks donkey dick
hannah sucks donkey dick
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a person who smokes copious amounts of donkey pole or someone who is a real cunt
dave: man, c.c. totally bogarted that joint last nite
jen:I know
dave:greedy bitch
jen: hes a cum sucking donkey fucker
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The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.
Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.
You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.
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