Sudden death syndrome

Sudden death syndrome refers to the main sideeffect of the covid19 vaccine that was created by various companies who run Ponzi schemes related to the Covid plandemic.

Mike:'''hey Dylan, where is Mark?havent seen him in months''
Dylan:'''oh you didnt hear?Mark is dead, he died by sudden death syndrome''
Mike:''Oh damn, Mark was a vaxxtard?What a shame''?
Dylan:'' Yeah but at least he didn't die by the covid19 virus''
Mike:''True, that would have been sad''

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sudden adult death syndrome

Deaths as complication of the covid-19 injection, without publicly admitting the injection are related.

After vaccinating the majority of our population against covid-19, all cause mortality went up significantly. The doctors concluded it's sudden adult death syndrome.

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Sudden Nut Death Syndrome

A situationally induced condition wherein your nuts precipitously detach, fall away from your body, and roll away from you.

It all happened so quickly when he chose to not speak up; we all witnessed the cruelty of Sudden Nut Death Syndrome as his balls just fell off, rolling down and out of his pant leg, into the street.

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Sudden Chat Death Syndrome

A long awkward pause in online chat rooms after someone has done or said something that leaves everyone at a lose for words. It can be also caused by a lack of things to talk about.It can be cured by someone coming in and saying Hi.

Chatter1:My father touched in bad ways when I was little.

20 minute pause

Chatter6:Hi!!

Chatter3:Oh thank god I thought it would go on forever.

Chatter6:What?

Chatter3:Sudden Chat Death Syndrome

Chatter6:Oh

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Sudden Russian Death Syndrome

A darkly tongue-in-cheek “syndrome” that has been coined to capture the ugly fact that dissenting Russians are repeatedly being murdered via poisonings, mysteriously falling from towering balconies or just run-of-the-mill unexplained disappearances, at the behest of the Kremlin.

Putie the Warmonger has always flaunted his unrestricted power by publicly eliminating uppity Russians and blaming it on Sudden Russian Death Syndrome since it effectively scares the shit out of others who may be contemplating disobedience themselves.

Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.)

When a person dies quickly and unexpectedly.

Jerry: 'What did he die of?'

Mike: 'Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.). His parachute didn't open and he died on contact.'

Jerry: 'Shitty.'

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sudden "I doubt" death syndrom

A parody of "sudden adult death syndrome" that suggests there is no such thing as SADS, but that in fact adults are dropping dead as a result of being vaxxed.

A: Did you hear that John died of sudden adult death syndrome?
B: More like he died of sudden "I doubt" death syndrome.