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A Sugar Bear is a short, pudgy female who is obsessed with things like Cocaine, MDMA, Ketamine, and other mind altering powdery substances. Normally found at festivals and renaissance events, this person will use whatever means necessary to either obtain the powder they want, whether that is by kind means or deceptive means depends on the Sugar Bear's mood that day. Sugar Bears are excellent at hiding their addiction and are usually identified by their bubbly personalities and surprisingly low intelligence. They usually claim they do not do these sorts of things as well to add to their facade.
"Hey that redheaded girl I met today at the faire was really sweet, we are going out later this week!"
"Dude that's a Sugar Bear, you are probably going to find yourself buying her something or she's just going to slip it out of your wallet, she screwed over Erik last week on one of their 'dates' and now his credit card is missing!"
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A very attractive woman, particularly someone who is sexy, and described as delectable, delicious, gorgeous or intoxicating. For example, someone who is particularly sexually alluring and simply irresistable.
Another form of calling a sexy girl, a sweet name. Instead of calling her a typical, common name such as, baby, honey, sweetie, you call her "sugar bear", because its different, uncommon and very sweet.
A Sugar Bear can often be found prowling the beaches of Miami looking hot, sexy and sweet.
The word sugar is derived from slang urban usage as in the songs "pour some sugar on me." It is also a term of endearment. The word bear is used for its association to sweet things, and also because they are so irresistably cute and desirable. Bear also lends a sense of power because the charm exuded by the sugar bear is formidable and powerful.
Kristina: Hey babe, what's up?
ND: Oh nothing, just dreaming about my gorgeous sugar bear. You are so hot babe, how can I ever get any work done.
Kristina: I know I am irresistable, but you like it don't you?
ND: Of course I do. Why are you so sexy babe.
Kristina: Put your books down and come get some sugar. I am so hot and you need to cool me off.
ND: You are so irresistable, sexy and delicious.
Kristina: I know.
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Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.
Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A person who stands out of a crowd and displays Godly qualities. A sugar free gummy bear is not afraid to stand up for what they believe in. They are not followers and are usually Christians.
"Wow, what a sugar free gummy bear!"
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A morbidly obese, typically black woman. Meant to refer to a specific type of bear found in the wild (i.e black bear, brown bear, sugar bear). Its name derives from its diet, which consists mostly of sugary foods and drinks such as 2-liters of Coca-Cola, purple drank, Snicker's bars, Twinkies, and Wonder Bread.
Watch out for that sugar bear crossing the street! They'll total your car if you hit em!
That one rabid bear that is the mascot of the cereal called 'Sugar Crisps'. The advertisements started in the 1950's, where he robbed an old lady of her Sugar Crisps. He can be defined as the first furry. He typically sings 'Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps. Sugar Crisps, Sugar Crisps'.
Person 1: So did you see that-
Voice In The Distance: Can't get enough of those sugar crisps...
Person 2: Oh no, Sugar Bear has come for our Sugar Crisps
Person 1: RUN
Sugar Bear: Omae wou mou shindeiru
A gay bear who is feminine or gender non-conforming.
"Matt isn't a bear, is he? He isn't masculine."
"That's because Matt is a sugar bear!"
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