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Suga momma

A splendidly wealthy woman, whose bank account attracts slews of men. Often coming from daddy, a trust fund, or ex husband, these rich girls love spending their money.
Suga momma's are fun, extravagant, classy, and beautiful.

Even more then spending on themselves, a Suga momma loves to spoil others, just because she can. Men can think they're fooling a Suga momma and using her, but she knows the games, and usually doesn't care! A Suga momma's man is young, hot, and charming; so it's a win-win. A Suga momma doesn't need him for his money, so she'll keep the lucky few for what she gets in return. (happiness, sexual satisfaction, laughter, pleasure, enjoyment) If you can keep your Suga momma smiling, say goodbye to 9 to 5 stress, and welcome to the good life!

"Yo, your girl has no common sense! She's stupid. How do you even have a conversation with that airhead?"

"Why would I care what she says anyways? I get to live at her crib, she gives good head daily, AND I drive an Escalade. All I gotta do is fuck her, tell her I love her, then she pays for lots of shit."

"Damn! You've got it made. Is that why you quit your job?"

"Sure is! Who needs to work when you got a suga momma?!"

by uk u wish u had one February 5, 2010

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