Sugar Cookie

A SUGAR COOKIE IS A COOKIE!!!! It's not anything to do with butts or the beach. It's a freaking cookie!

Mike: "Dave, these sugar cookies are amazing!"
Dave: "Thanks Mike, I made them with my grandmas recipe"

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Sugar Cookie

ITS JUST A COOKIE, NOTHING SEXUAL. IT CONSISTS OF 1 and 1/2 cups of butter 1 cup of sugar, brown sugar if wanted, etc. ITS A DAMN COOKIE.

“Hey John, what’s that?”
“Nothing much, just a sugar cookie.”

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Sugar Cookie

It’s a god damn cookie. Not a butt, not a handjob, a cookie. Ingredients:
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Brown sugar
Flour
Sugar
Nutmeg
Cinnamon
Willpower

“Hey John, what’s that?”
“Just a sugar cookie.”
“Like a-“
“NO. A ducking cookie Carl.”

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Sugar Cookie

When you are having sex on the beach; you finish all over the girl, grab a hand full of sand and throw it on her and the sand sticks to your baby batter.

We were at the beach and I gave my girlfriend a sugar cookie, she loved it."

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Sugar Cookie

A type of cookie that’s usually sweeter then other cookies. That’s how it got famous!AND NO it doesn’t envovle anything with beaches, and definitely not buts.christ!!!!!!

Niña:Hey Lindo I got the sugar cookies you wanted!
Lindo:Wow Thanks Sis * takes a bit out of the sugar cookie*MMMM...these taste so good!!!!!

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Sugar Cookie

A hand job. Called a sugar cookie because it is never a man's first choice, but if there are no other cookies available it will always be accepted. Much like how a hand job is never a man's first choice, but if sex and a blow job aren't available a hand job will suffice.

Guy 1: hey man did you bang her
Guy 2:Naw she gave me an old fashioned sugar cookie

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Sugar Cookie

When a girl is blowing you on the beach, you jizz all over her face and then slam her face into the sand. When she sits up she looks like a sugar cookie.

I gave that bitch a sugar cookie.

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