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1. A woman usually in her 40s that gives younger men or women money and other stuff they want in exchange for friendship or more.
2. A scam usually found on apps like Snapchat, dating sites, Instagram, and Facebook. Where they claim they want to give you $500+ “allowance” weekly. Usually they say their name is “heather” or “sugar momma heather”. Profoundly annoying.-
1. Look at Mikey he got himself a whole ass sugar momma.
2. Scammer: “hey my name is sugar momma heather, I would like to give you $1500 weekly allowance to help you out of struggling to survive. “
Me: stfu just...just stfu
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A woman who is seen as someone who can provide an interested male with financial support.
Many women may find themselves a Sugar Daddy to payroll their expensive lifestyles, but don't kid yourself, some men are smart enough to find themselves a nice Sugar Momma to support them as well.
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that type of mom friend that knows things. she's been, seen, and done a lotta stuff an average mom wouldn't do. she's wise that way and tries to guide her young and dumb from the rock bottom horrors of the teenage years by encouraging the occasional recreational dick, drink, and drug. she's your ride or die, literally, and her rationality will bring you back to sanity. she also thic and got a big heart, love your sugar momma cause you'll probably only get one.
She may also be into slightly older men but that's besides the point
Ex 1:
Don: hey guys, i never sucked dick before, do you have any advice?
Samneric: we don't but you can always ask sugar momma, she knows the tricks
Don: true, thanks
Ex2:
Don: Hey, how do I get this annoying ass bitch off back?
Sugar Momma: Tell them, "idi u tri picke materine"
Don: swell, thanks!
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A woman of any age that provides air-conditioning in exchange sex.
Sugar Momma’s AC blow cold so I blow loads.
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1) The female version of a sugar daddy
2) A cougar or female who'll pay for her younger love interests cars, proms, travels, jewels, etc.
Demi Moore is toally Aston Kutcher's sugar momma
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The bitter and unhappy wife of the Sugar Daddy candy. Sits at home while Sugar Daddy parties it up with peeps such as Babe Ruth and M&M. Sugar Momma is usually only content when payday comes to visit with a 100 Grand.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
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A fake sugar momma that scams broke 18 year old girls out of what little money they do have. She adds you on Snapchat makes you send money to her “boss” makes you send vids saying she is legit. Some of their numbers are +1 (707) 847-8057 and +1 (413) 841-1347 and their email is roselandalexander096@gmail.com.
Sugar momma roseland is a fraud.
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