Suicide Soup

Suicide Soup:
-Bleach
-Tide Pods
-2 blenders
-One toaster
-A bathtub
-A noose
-a cup
First start with making a noose. Hang the noose in the bathtub. Get your bleach, Tide pods, toaster and two blenders. Put the bleach and Tide pods into the tub. Attach the blenders to your wrist. Get into the tub and put the noose around your neck. After slouching down in the tub with the noose around your neck take a cup, fill it with bleach and a single Tide Pod. Drink the cup of bleach and eat the Tide pod. Then drop the toaster at the same time as starting the blenders. The noose will steep you like a tea bag into the tub while everything mixes together creating the soup.

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