suicide pact

a group of people swearing together to commit suicide - a way to yell to God "You cant fire me! I quit!

dude 1: im so depressed
chick 1: yeah me too
dude 2: lets make a suicide pact!
dude 2: lets drive off a cliff!
chick 1, dude 1: yeah man totally

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Suicide Pact

An agreement between people where if one person commits suicide all other people in the pact must as well.

Person 1: You guys wanna make a suicide pact?
Person 2: Let’s do it.
Person 3: I’m up for it.

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Suicide pact

An agreement between people to either commit suicide OR an agreement between people to prevent suicide

Type1) I’m just done I want out

Type1) yeah same let’s just go kill ourselves,suicide pact?

Type2) I’m gonna kill myself

Type2) if u do I will
Type2) I don’t want u to die so I won’t kill myself

Type2) I won’t either

Type2) is this a suicide pact?
Type2) yeah

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Suicide Pact

One of the gnarliest drinks of all time, guaranteed to make you shit faced the first drink. Derived from a 12 year old child who killed himself from alcohol poisoning, this drink packs a punch from the scalp of your head, to the bottom of your scrotum. The pact means drinking this cocktail 3 times or more. Mix Includes
-1 Shot of Patron Silver
-1 Shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey
-.5 Shot of Everclear (95% ABV)
-1 Shot of Smirnoff Green Apple
-Peach Schnapps

-1 Shot of Bacardi Rum
-half a cup of OJ

WARNING- I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU ACTUALLY DIE TRYING TO DRINK THIS. PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY.

if you can down 3 of these...you are a hardass.

-Friend: Dude wanna get wasted tonight!!!

-You: Hell yeah bro!!

-Friend: well what club should we hit up bro, we can go to th...

-You: Dude, I got all the ingredients for a Suicide Pact right here, lets GET ER DONE!!

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Suicide Pact Thot

Someone who makes suicide pacts with multiple people. However, most suicide pact thots are just super edgy people who act way more depressed online then they actually are irl.

Person 1: Man, life fucking sucks right now!
Person 2: Same here. Suicide pact?
Person 1: Hmm, I already have a suicide pact with 7 others. But I guess I can make one with you too if it means I get around to killing myself quicker!
Person 2: Deal! But be careful though. You’re turning into quite the suicide pact thot.

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