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Sullivan County

the place in new york state that hosts the migration of the hasidics every summer. During the summer, driving is hell, there's nothing to do, and there is summer camp activity everywhere. Every other season the only thing to do is cruise wal-mart and go to school to make deals. Everyone's either pregnant, slow, in jail, or smells like bad soup

dude 1: What's up with this traffic! It came out of nowhere!
dude2: Yeah, it's sullivan county!

by FREEZEsucka July 1, 2009

46πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Sullivan County

One of the absolute shittiest areas of NH, no questions asked. Miles upon miles of tiny, go-nowhere towns in the middle of fucking nowhere, row upon row of trailer parks and absurdly run-down houses (most of them with rusted car parts and appliances dotting the yards), shitty general stores, pizza parlors, and ice cream stands dotting the land, gun shops in every town, and tourist trap gift shops littering the more populated areas. Meth and heroin are big in the area, alcoholism is rampant, and there have been a fair amount of confirmed incest cases in quite a few of the towns. Even the more populated areas are still pretty seedy, with Newport holding little more than a strip mall, a few convenience stores, and other assorted unsuccessful businesses. When the biggest draw of a town is a fucking Ocean State Job Lots outlet, you know there's a problem. Claremont is much the same, just larger, while Sunapee is populated by rich out-of-staters in the summer and is damn near a fucking ghost town in the winter. Really, this describes the entire fucking area in a nutshell. There are only three things worth giving a rat's ass about here: Lake Sunapee, which is okay, Mount Sunapee, which is overpriced as fuck and worthless if you don't like winter sports, and the assorted hiking trails, which are mosquito-ridden hellholes for much of the summer and snowed over in the winter, making them useless for snowshoeing. In short, fuck this place.

"Fuck, man, where are we going today?"
"Claremont?"
"Fuck that shit, it's like a larger Newport, AKA devoid of anything worth giving a pig fuck about."
"Man, fuck Sullivan County."
"True dat."

by Phlogiston Verdigris August 23, 2011

30πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


sullivan county

A county in upstate New York two hours northwest of New York City. Since the advent of the automobile lower middle class New Yorkers (mainly Italians, Jews and Eastern Europeans) lured by what they can afford, have been building second homes in the wooded region. Having peaked when SC played host to the original Woodstock festival, much of the camps and resorts have fallen into disrepair. Children of the original transplants are neither urban nor rural. They are neither farmers nor educated. Motocross passes the time while they wait for land prices to push them further North.

sullivan county

by county joe and the fish May 4, 2011

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sullivan County Delinquent

A resident of Sullivan county, New York; is person who smokes pot and cigarettes interchangeably. They have a tendency to turn every small town into a ghetto in the middle of nowhere within the Catskills. The person usually exploits people for their own benefit and are often lazy. They seem not to give too much of a fuck when they drive as they won't put on their blinkers until they make a full stop while there is moving traffic.

James is a total Sullivan county delinquent. He lives in Wurtsboro and he smokes pot and weed as if they're one in the same.

Those Sullivan county delinquents don't know how to drive, I almost crashed into one as the driver put his left blinker on right before he made a full stop.

The Sullivan county delinquents will make any town into a ghetto in rural Sullivan county.

by thenihilisticassociate December 22, 2019


Sullivan county (NY)

Sullivan county is a rural melting pot of white rednecks, Hispanic immigrants, urban African Americans, and HASIDIM, especially during the summer time. This shitbag of a county is known for the grossingers building which was once a world famous hotel and resort. But is now just a massive heap of scrap wood and broken windows plastered with graffiti and other forms of vandalism. And is also a popular spot to loiter and sell illicit drugs. The county has one of the worst std and drug abuse rates in the entire state Even worse than the entire city combined. Everyone here is an asshole alcoholic with 5 kids and two different baby mamas minimum. The women are all mid or just flat out gross looking. And still think they’re supermodels or something. The public schools stink, and there is not a heck of a lot to do besides hiking, drinking booze, getting high, or wasting all your money. It’s also WHERE I LIVE!!!

Sullivan county (NY)is a junkheap, an overpriced, overcrowded one.

by The New York hillbilly May 22, 2023