Sun Poisoning

extreme reaction to too much time spent in the sun. can occur no matter the skin color
symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
-being extremely hot (in 2 ways)
-itchy
-headache
-feelings similar to death
-self diagnosis

-having the need to hack a loogie
-feeling like there is poop in your chest
-your teeth might feel loose
-dehydration

*sitting in the cafeteria.. every 5 minutes:* GUYS! I THINK I HAVE SUN POISONING!

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Sun Poisoning

When sassy pretty girls are jealous because their extremely handsome boyfriends are tanner than they are.

Sasha has sun poisoning, she's too pale

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“Sun poisoning”

A completely made up term that stupid botox ridden girls use to describe their experience at the beach when they swell up into Benedict Cumberbatch and don’t want to be honest as to why.

“Hey have you seen Becky?”

“Yeah she flew to Tenerife five minutes after her Botox injections”
“Ah…..so it’s not “sun poisoning”then?”

“Nope she’s just too embarrassed to tell the truth”

Sun poisoning

A term that uneducated peoples use to describe being sun burned.

I went snowboarding today and got sun poisoning!

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pre-sun poisoning

The dreadful feeling one gets when having to get up before the sun comes up.

She had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get ready for work. She wanted nothing more than to go back to bed. She was suffering from pre-sun poisoning.

Having to get up before the sun because of daylight savings time gave him pre-sun poisoning.

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