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Woman: I don't want to get pregnant
Man: Don't worry, I'm a sunkist!
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The best drink ever, If you don't drink it, It will take you to a dark place...
Guy:"hey... what happend to your eye"
me:"oh... nothing... I just... feel while I was reading..."
guy:".. did sunkist do this to you!?!"
me:"shut up!... He can hear you..."
guy:"daniel...."
me:"Iv... Iv got to go..."
(2 days later)
*phone rings*
me:"hello"
Guy:"daniel... where have you been?"
Me:"home"
Guy:"Is sunkist around?"
Me"yes"
Guy:"are you scared?"
me:"yes"
guy:"Did you beat you?"
me:"yes"
guy:"Are you oka.."
me:"No.. Please! Stop! AHH!"
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She sucks dick so hard she could pull an orange through a straw.
She Sunkist me so good last night
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wicked drink that tastes dilicioushizlle.
yes its a word.. look it up.
sunkist is as good as hugs. from ppl that u like
39👍 10👎
The urination of a bear/turtle after drinking and eating a mixture of water and dandilions
eg. ew im not drinking that " sunkist "
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