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Sunday Surprise

While attending church, a woman next to you gives you an unexpected handjob.

John enjoyed a Sunday Surprise during the Father's homily.

by The Loge August 12, 2006

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Sunday Morning Surprise

when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!

Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?

Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.

by The Real Mr. Burns October 28, 2008

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