Sunderpants blue balls

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly socially stimulated by his best friend's predicted visitation but not allowed to see him when he finds his friend has just been abruptly called into to work at the last minute, leaving the man with a heavy and sore feeling in his balls.

Person 1 text messages: "Hey, is it cool if I come over?"

Person 2 text messages: "Yeah bro, I can't wait, I'll make some coffee!"

Person 1 text messages: "agh nm, hey sorry man, I just called into work, I can't come over :/"

Person 2 text messages: "Damn it, that's the 3rd time this week I've gotten Sunderpants blue balls :("

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