Super Crown

1. A curse upon all of fiction.
2. An item that debuts in New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, the Super Crown turns the wearer into a carbon copy of Princess Peach in appearance and abilities. Horny users of Twitter and 4Chan have already abused the powerup to transform various characters into Peach.

Person 1: Here's my new fanart of Danny Devito with the Super Crown!
Person 2: Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?