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Superhero hammerjack mode

The state at which men try to develop superhero senses to hear, smell, feel, see, and possibly taste someone coming anywhere near five feet of the bedroom or bathroom door when masturbating.

Man, i totally went superhero hammerjack mode yesterday, my mom almost caught me bumpin the monkey!!!

by Albusdumbledore July 18, 2011

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