Surcharge Sodomy

The amount (usually exorbitant and unfair) that a bank will charge you as penalty for withdrawing money from a competitor bank's ATM.

Me: Hello is this Chase?

Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is

Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?

VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.

Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.

VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.

Me: I see....(expletive)

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