One of the shittiest, most depressing places to live in Arizona. Boring as all hell.
Surprise, Arizona is lame as fuck.
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An Arizona Surprise is when you piss in an Arizona bottle and give it to someone to drink. Preferably a person who enjoys Arizona Green Tea.
William: "Ay let's prank that Asian kid over there"
Austin: "Yo grab that Arizona bottle and make an Arizona Surprise"
William: "Ight"
When your fucking your bitch and you stick a Arizona tea can up her ass
Dan gave me a Arizona surprise last night
When fucking your bitch take a Arizona tea can and shove it in her ass
Dan gave me a Arizona surprise last night