surprise cake

1: Buy cake mix
2: Take date rape drugs
3: bake Cake
4: ???
5: PROFIT

I am surprised by this surprise surprise cake. What a surprise. I am surprised omg. Surprise.

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Surprise Cake

When you jack off over your girl while she's sleeping, and you wake her up just before you shoot your load.

She just got a big surprise cake in her face!

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Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.

Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.