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In a porn, the male actors who show up out of nowhere midway through the video.
I was watching a porno where these two chicks make out and have sex for 20 minutes when the surprise cock showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.
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the act of surprising a sleeping person with an erect penis in the mouth.
Pete: Hey Nate last night I gave Jill the surprise cock!
Nate: So you slabberdashed her or something?
Pete: No douche! While she was sleeping I jumped on the bed straddled her head and the next thing she knew she was waking up to a steaming pile of cock in her mouth.
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A sexual act. To began you must find a women who seems to be sad. offer her a back rub. during the back rub gently place your penis on her right shoulder (If placed on the left side it is a penis surprise not a cock surprise). softly say yes or no. when the women begins to reply ram your cock in to her mouth as quickly as possible and run. if not preformed quick enough you may loose cock to teeth.
I was about to give her a cock surprise but she had braces .
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The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise
Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.
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When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source
Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!
Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!
Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog
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The act of putting a penis in someones mouth as they wake up. Being it a surprise
Ashley got a super cock surprise from james this morning.