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Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound
last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise
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To collect feces and urine in a backed up pipe to make sludge and putting it in a pale to dump on someone.
When Doug walked out of his house i hit him with a turkey surprise
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When you eat somewhere (i.e hospitals, other peoples houses, your own, etc) and not knowing what your having/eating. You can also say "I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!" meaning you could be eating anything and you can't identify or recognize what it is.
Person 1: Ugh, the Hospital food was just gross, I couldn't identify it.
Person 2: Really? You couldn't recognize it?
Person 1: Yeah, I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!
After drinking a gallon and a half of Wild Turkey Whiskey; the next day you find that the hot chick you took home is not a chick.
Dude 1 Did you see the dude lip locking that hot chick.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.
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When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.
In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.