Sutphin

Generally someone of weak intestinal fortitude, who sits on an overstuffed armchair in their front yard while drinking ice cold beers. Often overcome with the urge to urinate in the neighbor's mailbox.

Do not make the mistake of thinking all Sutphins are harmless, as they sometimes spontaneously bite whoever is in the closest vacinity and makes eye contact.

Billy: Want to go to the candy store?

Jimmy: Sure, let's cut through the alley
(starts walking down the alley. They make it halfway before they see a man with his beer gut hanging out, pissing in a mailbox.)

Billy: WHAT IS THAT!?!?

Jimmy: Shh!! No sudden movements. It's like a lion...if you don't look it in the eyes, it won't attack.

Billy: Arggghhhh....SUTPHIN!!!!!!

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Logan Sutphin

I witness a glimmer in my darkness

It began with a slight twinkle, and then it became rays of sunshine

Turns out it was him all along
He must've come from above because
He is forever glowing, and no such thing exists in my world

He could be the sun…
And his smile beamed like a thousand fireflies
I stood mesmerized by his light

He is rare, and I know he isn't from here
How does he always shine so effortlessly?
He's a candle; I never want it to go out

And I'm afraid if we were ever to collide, we would lose our harmony and form an eclipse

Logan Sutphin