Suzy Crotchrot

A condition not unlike swamp ass. However, the affected area is generally a little further north--specifically in the area around and between the penis and scrotum.

Often shortened to "Suzy" or sometimes referred to as a "case of the Suzy"

Bill *scratching himself*: Whoa! Here comes that Suzy again!

Betty: Shhhhhh! We're in church!

Pastor: Suzy Crotchrot is a vile harlot that will ravage your loins...in a bad way.

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