Svendborg

Svendborg is a city in the happiest place on Earth, called Denmark. Denmark is known to be mistaken for Sweden's capital city and alcoholics.
-Svendborg is almost the same thing, except nobody knows where it is or that it even exists. Svendborg is filled with drug-addicts, and beer consumers.

Svendborg is (un)known for that fact that the city's population consumes more beer than any other city in Denmark.

Dude, i was i Svendborg last week, i met these awesome dudes at a bar and we got drunk. and i'm still drunk!

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