Swamp yak

An unattractive female, who is unmotivated to better herself for the sake of her child let alone herself. Maintains a minimum wage job. Struggles to stay just above the poverty line.

Can be found wrangling fish and smells as such. Keeps a rotation of partners of a sexual nature.

Does not need a father, boyfriend or anyone else, but will accept a care taker.

Friend: Hey man what happened to you and your ex?

You: Oh man, that bitch was a swamp yak!

Friend: Shes a swamp what?

You: Yak, You know fat hairy stinky animal.

Friend: Oh ok.

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