Swanting

Pointing out "less fortunate" people and laughing at their misfortune. Works particularly well when a disability is involved.

Me and Sammie went to the beach and it was full of tards. Perfect opportunity for a spot of Swanting

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The iso god sensei, the greatest to ever do it

Bro look at swante he has 78 points off the iso

Swants

Sweater + Pants

Swants occur when you transform a sweater, turn it upside down and seam it into a pair of pants. A Swants tutorial was posted and popularized by knitting designer Westknits.

Swants knit sweater pants repurposed

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A swag mattress inside a 2 man tent, also known as the jumping castle

I'm going camping, can I borrow your swant

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swants

Short for sweat pants.

Today I'll wear my swants.
Your swants makes you look aWEsome.

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swant

something on someone smells really foul.

" Next to halitosis, I would say his breath is swant"

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Swant

Stands for Social Networking Acquaintance: Never Talked.

In the case where you add someone on Facebook, Twitter, etc. and mutually follow each other without really knowing the other person - maybe they looked interesting, or said one comment you found amusing - but never followed it up with an actual conversation. Turns out the person posts quite a bit, and you end up learning huge amounts of intimate detail about their life - indeed, almost feeling like they're a close friend - even though you never actually talked.

"Hey, who's this Elizabeth person on your Twitter timeline?"

"Oh, I followed her years back and now I know how many cats she has, what her favourite TV shows are, and when her grandparents died. She's my swant."