Swayze Taxi

noun. when one puts one's car on cruise control (at speed), and climbs into the passenger seat, where usually a dance is performed for a few seconds before the driver returns to his proper seat, the whole process occurring without the driver touching the steering wheel. a particularly high form of 'going dumb', derived from ghostriding, it is ridiculously dangerous and should never be attempted by anyone. ever

verb form. 'swayze taxi', 'to swayze taxi', 'swayze taxied'

I was going about 55 down a nice, straight road, with no other cars around, so I pulled a Swayze Taxi and did a little shimmy with a thizz face in the passenger seat.

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