sweaty tits

Acute condition that strikes women during and after exercise, or during sexual activity. When excessive perspiration appears on and between the breasts.

Dude 1: "I hooked up with Lisa last night."
Dude 2: "Did you suck on those big melons?"
Dude 1: "Hell nath, it was 90 degrees out, she had sweaty tits."

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Sweaty tit warrior

A sex act used by a fat man on his sexual partner. He runs at his sexual partner slapping his tits as he jumps on to the bed screaming. He then proceeds to chuck the partner up on To his body and then begins to thrust them

Jake- I’m gonna do a sweaty tit warrior tonight on my girlfriend

Connor- don’t kill her you wee fat fuck