Swedish Turkey

The act of taking a piece of shit and sticking it on your mates noise then having them shake it around we'll going "gooble gooble gooble" like a turkey.

I thought I would end a wonderful Thanksgiving with a Swedish Turkey.

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Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

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