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Sweet Tea

A sweet drink said to extend the average human's life by 10-15 years.

Because Graham has a massive addiction to McDonalds sweet tea, he will live 10-15 years longer than Katie who only drinks Unsweet tea.

by silentthunder89 October 28, 2011


Sweet Tea

Made from Orange Pekoe Tea leaves this non-alcoholic beverage, served cold and moslty below the Mason Dixon line is a Southerners favorite treat on a hot day (or with pork BBQ). Sugar is added at the time just after brewing "while the tea is still hot". This allows the sugar to disolve more evenly and produces a fine treat. Can be garnished with a Lemon. (See also Ice Tea)

Snow Bird enters a Waffle house:

Waitress "What can I get you folks to drink?"
Snow Bird "Ice Tea"
Waitress ""We have Sweet Tea"
Snow Bird "You people in the South, can't you drink Ice Tea like the rest of America?"
Waitress "Sorry, we drink Sweet Tea, now go back to New York you Yankee bastard"

by ebradfor November 12, 2005


Sweet Tea

Noun: A southern drink made with brewed black tea and water in the normal ratio but extra high sugar content; generally exceeding soda.

That fat landwhale and her sweet tea!

How sweet do you need something? Sweet tea is liquid sugar.

Fat people drink sweet tea.

by Power Sprayer September 09, 2020


Sweet Tea

A reference to males that are sexually interested in minors (both male and female). Said males cannot refuse sweet tea and it is often used to lure them into police traps.

It is believed that pedophiles are fueled on the stuff. McDonalds has recently attempted to capitalize on this fact.

See: To Catch a Predator

Male: I don't know if I should be here. I have seen shows before where they bust guys for doing stuff like this. How do I know that you aren't with them?
Underage Looking Female: I made some sweet tea. Would you like some?
Male: OMG Yes, you know what I crave. I'm now ready to have intercourse with you.
Cops: BUST HIS ASS!!!!

by stonhaus September 09, 2009


Sweet Tea

The act of dipping ones testicles in sugar, and smearing them across your opponents face.

Man 1: I cannot believe Brad Sweet Tea'd me at last nights party, I still have sugar in my hair.
Man 2: Yeah, it was totally SWEET.
Man 1: Shut up.

by theteamonster January 07, 2011


Sweet Tea

Being so undescribably hot. Kinda like Keilah Purcell

Damn!!! She A Sweet Tea

by GOD...DUHHHHH June 18, 2019


Sweet-Tea

The act of a diabetic urinating in their partners mouth. Basically a stronger, more pungent lemonade mouth.

"Jeff must have diabetes, this is the strongest Sweet-Tea I've ever gotten", thought Roe.

by Krenek October 19, 2012