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to clean floors with the swiffer duster.
i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.
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Comes from the first time someone had sex on a quilt on top of a hardwood floor. It is the moment in which the person on bottom (usually female) begins to be scooted up across the floor. This can be used in more than one way; i.e. to swiffer, swiffered, to get swiffered.
Matthew: How was that swiffering last night?
John: Let's just say it was on wet vac.
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- A mop-like item, small or large, that can be used to try to clean something in brushing motions, usually something powdery or chunky.
- A young gay or lesbian who dates or is adept at picking-up those older than themselves.
- Someone who is good at picking people up but doesn't actually get together with anyone.
"...and, yes, that one (nudibranch) does look like a Pikachu that got busy with a swiffer." - Quoted from True Facts: Freaky Nudibranchs (YouTube)
to be run over by a swiffer in an amusing fashion that is mentally scarring to the person who is being swiffered
Omg I just got swiffered by your sister!!
Typically a young, queer (usually gay) woman who mainly dates dusty dykes. Therefore making her a dust magnet, aka. a swiffer.
Person 1: Man Chloe is such a dust magnet, she only dates 50 year olds.
Person 2: Ya she’s a real swiffer
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a Swiffer is a person who can easily pick up the desired sex. a Swiffer mostly works at drama festivals and other such events. however, a swiffer rarely moves in to get "some" , but merely contents him or her self with knowing that he/she could have done it. A swiffer who does get "some" is considered a swiffer wet , or a swiffer wetjet
"Dude, those girls were so digging you. SWIFFER"
"You're such a swiffer, dude"
"What are you talking about?"
"You SOOOOO picked up that chick from toronto"
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To have posts or threads deleted on a food (FTV) message board.
Those bastards just deleted the thread on "Where can I get Rachael's knife?"