Swift'd

The happening when a girl listens to too much Taylor Swift that she is unable to trust any man. May also happen to boys

Dude 1: Man, we won't she date you?
Dude 2: She said we weren't meant to be, but I think she's been Swift'd
Dude 1: Sucks for you, man

Girl 1: Why did he dump you?
Girl 2: He didn't say why, but he's been listening to Speak Now a lot lately
Girl 1: *thinks to herself* He has definitely been Swift'd

Taylor Swift'd

When giving sexual pleasure to another person (male or female) and they stop you to tell you that some from a past sexual encounters was better then you at said act and then they let you finish what you were doing to them.

Last night I went down on him and he stopped me and said "I'm gonna let you finish but Kim gave the best head ever"
I never been so taylor swift'd before.

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Taylor Swift'd

The "WTF" reaction one gets when they have been Kanye West'd

I've can't believe I've been Taylor Swift'd! He/She Kanye West'd me last night while giving a round of fellatio! The Nerve!!!!