Swimming Cap

To put the top of your head into a girls va jay jay like a swimming cap

"I totally swimming capped your mom last night"

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swim cap

To insert ones head into a females vagina

yo last night the girls vag was so big she swim capped me

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Swimming cap nipple

Having a nipple so large it looks like a swimming cap.

"Did u see that girl last week she hap a proper swimming cap nipple"

Human swim cap

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.

Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”

Swim cap Penetration

When you roll a condom over the top of your head like a swim cap, and shove your head deep into a woman's vagina.

Pablo: hey, Phil. Did you and Linda have a good anniversary?
Phil: yeah, I gave her a swim cap penetration.
Pablo: wow, that's like a reverse childbirth!

Phil: bitch is pissing like a waterfall now.

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Pink Swim Cap

Before sexual intercourse a bald male first shaves off his or the females pubic hair. Then pours a bowl (or glass) of his own semen on his head and proceeds to place the pubes onto his noggin. After securing the pubic hair toupee the man spreads the womans vagina and shoves his head inside of the "Pink Swim Cap".

"Dude when I gave that chick a pink swim cap it reminded me of the days when I had a full head of hair."

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