swirly bird

Mixing a drink with a penis rather than a stir or swizzle stick.

Patron: Bartender, could I get bloody mary but with a bit a tanginess.
Bartender: What did you have in mind?
Patron: Could you give it a swirly bird?
Bartender: You are in luck, I haven't washed my cock for a couple days.

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Swirly Bird

A special technique used by a person performing fellatio where their tongue is whipped around the penis head in a swift, circular motion before and during climax. Typically includes special attention given to the urethra during ejaculation.

"Sorry I'm late fellas, Mildred surprised me and gave me the old Swirly Bird so I got held up." Archie said when he showed up to the poker game 25 minutes late.

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