Swole Patrol

A brother and sisterhood of Swolebodies, bound together by Muscles, Trust, and Protein. Always leaving a trail of destruction and wet panties.

Person 1: "Man that party was fuckin' wreckin! There was this group of swolebodies just tearing shit up!"

Person 2: "Yah I know, who were those people?"

Person 3: "How could you forget? Swole Patrol, dumbass. They were chanting 'SWOLE' and getting shit pumped the whole damn time!"

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Swole Patrol

A group of guys that suck dick for money in the gym locker rooms.

Yo where is the swole patrol, I need a good sucking.

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Swole Patrol

The Loyola High School football team

crespi kid: bro we just got raped
ND kid: yeah, thats the swole patrol for you

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Swole Patrol

When you and your best bitches go hunting for Swole Bros.

Ashley and Becca are hitting the beach for swole patrol this weekend.

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