Sydneezy

One who is not unlike God. Totally, and utterly incredible. No one in the world can compare to a Sydneezy. Sydneezies are the most beautiful people in the world, and will destroy any foe in hand-to-hand combat. There is only one problem, only one Sydneezy is known to man.

man1-Yo dawg, dat Sarah chick b sucha Sydneezy.

man2-Actually, that statement was false, due to the fact that there is only one Sydneezy.

man1-Oh, aight den, wutz her name? i goan find her n den she goan be mineeee.

man2-Haha, you are a funny character, aren't you? Everyone knows that her name is Sydney. And she's taken.

man1-Oh, wanna go smoke a blunt?

man2-Yes, that would be grand.

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