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The name given to the sex-gods who attend Sydney Boys High School. Students who attend this school are commonly known to kick ass in sports and rape so hard in academics that any being who stands next to one of these 'gods upon men' rage quit life and presume the life of a garbageman. All other schools kneel down and praise Sydney Boys High as their superior school and present sacrificial offerings to appease their betters. It is also widely known for them to have impressively sized schlongs.
Girl 1: Holy shit is that guy from Sydney Boys?
Girl 2: No shit, check out the bulge in his trousers.
Guy 1: No way, I've been playing tennis for 10 years and this Sydney Boys guy just comes along and bagels me. And he doesn't even play tennis. :,(
Russell Crowe: Bitch, I went to Sydney Boys.
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A sexy ass nigga who fucks girls in the pussy. Boy Sydneys usually have 8 inches dicks and carry their balls around in a wheel barrel. Slept with your mom last night and fucked the shit out of that bitch. Most girls want to marry him and they want his big cock inside of them.
OHHH FUCK, SYDNEY(BOY), YOUR COCK IS SO BIG I CAN FEEL IT IN MY STOMACH. IT'S GOING TO MY THROAT. CUM IS POURING OUT OF MY MOUTH.
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school next to sydney girls - guys who go there look like fags coz of their baby blue jumpers. also very nerdy and most of them wear glasses. full of asians.
person 1: who are those freaks?
person 2: duh look at 'em - they got baby blue jumpers on - theyre the nerds from sydney boys.
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total fucking bots who wish they were at Sydney boys but are too beta
bro Sydney boys is 69 times better than north Sydney boys tbh
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A school full of only smart twats who run to the train to get home for finishing all their homework before their parents come home and beat them. They come in swarms at the bus stop or train station. 99% are asian and the other 1% are a new breed of weird.
"should i pay a north sydney boys kid to do my maths homework"
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The home of gigachads and sigma males. The home to the most alpha, smartest, most athletic, sexiest men you will ever meet. Slays at both sports and academics, produces men so alpha that anyone nearby is forced into a trance, obeying every command they give. Educated Rusell Crowe, Scomo and the CEO of Commonwealth Bank. Despite being government-funded, has rowing sheds, playing fields and is part of the AAGPS. Pupils are famed for their abnormally large genitalia.
Girl 1: Wow I hooked up with someone from Sydney Boys High School last night, and he had the biggest penis I have ever seen. It felt like his cock was in my stomach, and he made me squirt like a fountain. I can't stop thinking about it.
Girl 2: That's just what people at Sydney Boys High School are like. You are so lucky to have met one.
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A school which prides itself on being semi public despite not being able to compete with private schools. Cheats the school rankings system by making their Year 11 students do 2 Unit maths.
This school has very little to brag about as they often do not place in the Top 10 despite being "selective".
The ugly, dumber alternative to North Sydney Boys.
Hey is that guy from Sydney Boys High School?
Yeah, I hear he thinks he's awesome but his school sucks at sport!
Haha, good ole sydney boys.
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