Syndrome Syndrome

This syndrome is what all modern doctors have been showing symptoms of. It's where they can't stop making up syndromes and disorders to diagnose people with. And they're only making them up in order to make more medications, which in turn make more money. These syndromes include ADD, ADHD, and "Restless Legs Syndrome".

Examples of 2 doctors who have Syndrome Syndrome:

Guy: "And like, I have these weird muscle spasms, where I can't keep my legs still when I'm trying to go to sleep."
Doctor: "Oh yeah? Well, that must be uh... Restless Legs Syndrome. Yeah, that's it. Here's the medication you're gonna need to take to treat it..."

Woman: "My child is so hyper! I know he's only five, but I just wanna sit around and watch TV! Why can't I just sit around and watch TV without my kid getting into stuff?"
Doctor: "Because he has ADD. Here, give him some of this, it should calm him down."

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BRS Syndrome (breakup rebellious Syndrome)

This is a syndrome that happens after a dramatic break up where the person who suffered the biggest lost after the break up goes into a frenzy of clubbing and smashing (sex) with random guys or girls to try and forget about the lost they just suffered.
Usually divided into 3 stages:
1st stage-person goes hard! does not stop for anything and just hits the clubs and the night life every weekend
2nd stage- after stage one she/he either tones it down or kicks it up a notch
3rd stage- the effects of the break up start to wore off and the person comes into realization that they did too much damage around town ;)

ive seen that chick go out soo much after her BF broke up with her, yeah she must be on that BRS Syndrome (breakup rebellious Syndrome)

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FBS Syndrome (Female Bagged Syndrome)

This is a severe condition in which the infected is incapable of spitting "game" at the opposite sex. Symptoms include loss of speech when attractive female approaches, temporary weakening of one's spine and loss of backbone (i.e. courage), loss of all communication skills when around the opposite sex, hyperventilating, excessive sweating, jitters, stuttering, and outbursts of loud inaudible speech. In the most severe of cases the infected is prone to getting game "spat" at him. This disease only affects males.

Yo, son I heard Gunlee got that FBS Syndrome.

Ya, he does man last week some girl asked HIM to prom, got HIS digits, bought HIS dinner, and walked HIM home.

Wait doesn't that girl have a boyfriend, oh Gunlee just got played....that darn FBS Syndrome (Female Bagged Syndrome).

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Syndrome syndrome

A term named after the antagonist Syndrome from The Incredibles, describing a cast of characters that are all so overwhelmingly powerful that when scaled with each other become nothing more than ordinary.

Make sure the characters in your story don’t have Syndrome syndrome, or none of them will stand out.

Trump Derangement Syndrome Derangement Syndrome (TDSDS)

When someone immediately counters criticism of Donald Trump by accusing the person of having TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).

1: I think it's bad that Donald Trump tried to overturn the 2020 election. He should not have done that.

2: You literally have TDS!

1: Well you have Trump Derangement Syndrome Derangement Syndrome (TDSDS), you accuse me of having TDS every time i criticize Trump.

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