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A material made to look like wood but really is not
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a general purpose word that can be used in almost any sentence. Eg: That table twood be made of twood, so it twood.
Other tenses of the word include: twas, twill and tis.
John twood be happy if he found the twood that Jill twas cutting because it tis a cold night and he twill burn it on the fire.
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A slang name for the ever elusive anal g-spot. Generally used when frustrated by its apparent absence
Damn, I just put my finger on that twood, so to speak.
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Slapping a ignorant frat boy so hard you make all his friends leave but you broke the movado.
Shit heads where hitting on my wife so I gave them the Twood. Pussies!
Slang word for Woods but for twitter
What are you doing in your part of the twoods?