A thing that one uses to wack tallys.
Collin employed his tally wacker and wacked the tally of Sally the strumpet. One might even call her a tally-ho."
A huge, thick penis measuring 8" or more in lenght, a soul pole, a meat pole.
Look lois, Clark has an enormous tally wacker!!!!
Tally wacker is a giant gwat dick that can be swaded side to side with just a mear swing of the hips
Look that Chico just used his tally wacker to cock slap little Abe in the face. man is that going to leave some damage!
Hillarious term for Penis
I enjoy having my tally-wacker sucked off.
1.A big ass dick that causes major bloodage while having sex with the female genitaila.
2. Andrew S's dick.
3. A dick that cuases rippage in the pants when hard.
1. My tally wacker put her in the fucking hospital.
2. She said his tally wacker was so big, it blew his pants open and caused a major chain reaction throughout the volcanoes.
3. His tally wacker is so big that when he busts it's like a damn fire hydrant going off.