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television

Mankind's greatest and worst achievement.

I looked at an educational program and then watched Pimp My Ride.

by Matt March 15, 2005

529๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


television

The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.

Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.

by Who, me? August 18, 2003

1159๐Ÿ‘ 272๐Ÿ‘Ž


television

The electronic form of the plague.

I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.

by Mike Bendixson December 5, 2005

352๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


television

The downfall of mankind. Also known as the idiot box.

by IkeM October 25, 2003

397๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


television

the only truth you know.

by thelordthygord October 20, 2003

194๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


television

The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye.

Long live the new flesh!

by Dr. Brian O'Blivion May 6, 2004

221๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


television

the broadcasting of a moving picture

"The television is a box of light and color", said the boring postman.

by Mr. Dictionary! February 21, 2004

175๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž