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Tensor is something that transforms like a Tensor
(Under a change of reference frame)
Physics prof. : "The Electromagnetic field tensor is a tensor."
It eats Vectors, poops scalars; and invariant to coordinate transformation.
Tim: hey buddy... I hear you've hit on hard times and have had to start stretching your money as far as it can go!
Bob: It's true... my five's exhausted, and my tensor!
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Repeated tensing and relaxing of the anal sphincter.
This can indicate excitement or dismay.
My boss was so excited about the new project idea I think he was getting tensor.
When dogs stretch they get tensor.
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It's quite simple really; A tensor is a tensor. The concept of tensors has its origin in the development of differential geometry by Gauss, Riemann, the Acapella Science community, and Christoffel. In the modern day, tensors have been fundamental to the development of general relativity, quantum mechanics, machine learning, and linear transformations. They may also be revered as holy, and are commonly deified in a style reminiscent of ancient Pythagoreanism.
Physics Professor: "Class, what is a tensor?"
The Only Student Paying Attention: "A tensor, of course!"
"If it transforms like a tensor and screams like a tensor, it's a tensor." -Prox
Dysphemism, to have sex.
Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.
Tensor Male is a new species evolved from both Alpha & Sigma culture. They belong in a new culture called Tensor Culture. They have traits from both cultures to get the best of both worlds
Person 1: "Dude.. he looks like an Alpha male and works like a sigma male. How is it even possible
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Person 2: "Yeah man, that's a tensor male right there. Best of both worlds."
Tensor Culture is a new culture evolved from Sigma Culture & Alpha Culture to get the best of both worlds.
This culture is focused, well mannered, confident, have unique style and appreciate women.
Teacher: "You are very social, calm and confident. I have never seen all these traits in one person, how is it possible? "
Student: "Thanku sir for your kind words (Showing respect towards elders) , I am from Tensor culture, sir."
Teacher: " Oh, that's remarkable.." (Impressed)