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1. An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.
Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*
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1. a way for teens to breakup with each other...
2. The act of messaging someone via cellular device...
3. something that the cellular phone companies use to gain mucho Dinero off horomonally stressed teens...
1. oh my gosh! john just broke my heart via text message *cries*
2. i just got a text message! SWEET!!!
3. I just got a text message! it only cost me 10 cents, and i diddnt agree to recieve it! YES!
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What teenagers do while trying to order their food from a fast-food restaurant from employees who ar working there to pay off their student loans.
Fast-Food Employee: Hi, how can I help you?
Teenager (while typing a text message): Yeah...uh...um....
Fast-Food Emlpoyee: Are you ready to order?
Teenager (still texting): Uh....yeah....uh....
Fast-Food Employee: (slightly annoyed): Have you decided what you'd like to order today?
Teenaer (still texting): Uh....um....I would like....um.....uh....
Fast-Food Employee: F*ck this! I'm going to the Navy.
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the dumbest fucking thing ever created.
usually used instead of just calling one and talking thus
making a simple 5 or 10 minute conversation last
20 to 30 minutes or more depending on texting skills.
sends user into a zombie like state cause ones little
fucking pea sized brain cant handle more than one thing at a time
fuck the text message example theres no need,
look out side your window and you will see someone
texting thats your fucking example, its like aids all the fuck over with no cure.
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when someone sends a text, most likely when they are under the influence, and the recipient can't make out a single word that they were trying to say mostly because the sender has lost the ability to spell.
Drunk Sender: Hie budbie, can u gixe mi a rido himo?
Reciever: What? This is a total text MESSage!
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The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.
Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!
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a method of cellular communication used by teenage girls who either...
A: think it's cute
B: like to waste time
C: think that it makes them look tech-savvy.
most of the teen girls at my school are caught text messaging during class every day. It's an epidemic
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