the 69

a sex position where the women sucks on the mans cock whiles he sucks on her vagina

i don't know any sentence for the 69

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the 69

Similar to the runaround between two people. Also used when forced to make a decision that has no good outcome. Either way you're fucked.

Paul: Sharon said you have my keys.
James: I don't have your keys. Sharon has them.
Paul: Quit giving me the 69!

I work all weekend to finish the project or we lose the client. That's the 69.

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69

Nice.

"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

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69

the fucking number that comes before 70

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70

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69

Nice

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE

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69

A number you dirty minded price of shit

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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69

A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."

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