The Brooklyn Latin School

the best school in New York, the teachers dont even teach the let the students teach each other! and then you even get to speak a dead language! This is the hardest school in all of new york to get into because it only holds 500 students at capacity!!!!They also recieve lots of funding from the original school so if you make it into that school you go to Rome,Italy ,Spain and more. Mr.Griffiths is the head master at the school and he even lets you make new clubs every day!and even the neighborhood girls and guys are sexy and when you go out for lunch(yeah i know half of u out there cant even do that) you can holla at them!

Jimmy:MOM MOM MOM I DID IT I GOT INTO THE BROOKLYN LATIN SCHOOL!
Mother: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS DUDE?!?!THAT FUCKING ROCKS ESPECIALLY WITH THAT SMEXXI HEAD MASTER

Jimmy:MOM GROSS!
Mother:Deal with it bitch!
Jimmy:at least there are some sexy girls in the neighborhood!

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The Brooklyn Latin School

A lame school with lame rules. Many of the cool teachers left and the school is now left with dry teachers that have a swag level of 0

If you are a boy, you cannot be seen holding hands, kissing, or hanging out with a girl and vise versa

IB is also a new thing that makes the school pretentious. IB is a useless course that amounts to the same as AP except harder and with more useless work.

Advisory aka free period is also sometimes replaced with declamation or approbation that no one pays attention to and no one really cares about

Latin is also another useless course that you are required to take on top of English and Math. It is considered the most useless course because you learn no life skills and there is no summer school so if you fail, you repeat the year.

Jimmy: hey Bob where did you get accepted to?
Bob: The Brooklyn Latin School
Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT LAME SCHOOL? good luck with your dry and swaggerless life.

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