Random
Source Code
Random
Dan: “the town is being held captive by the Riddler
The Diddler: No it’s not, it’s me, the diddler!
7👍 4👎
Someone who likes to diddle with Technology outside of work such as a VOIP System or NAS
Did you see The Diddler he has got a new NAS and is rubbing his knees.
2👍 3👎
A child molester; A victimizer.
That guy who lost all the weight eating hogie sandwiches surprised me when he was arrested for being a diddler.
158👍 17👎
Another name for a "heel" or bad guy in wrestling.
"Samoa Joe is such a dirty diddler!"
214👍 59👎
One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.
These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.
509👍 265👎
The sphinx of pedophiles.
"Answer me these questions three. Question the first: Will I diddle you? Questions two and three: refer to question one."
-The Diddler
149👍 91👎
A Pedophile, Someone who has an attraction to little children.
"That man in a burgandy sweater is a diddler!"
92👍 65👎