the filthy doorknob

(partner MUST have eaten a gasious food such as beans or chili before sex) when your partner rips ass during your fuck time, you sucker punch your partner in the ass hole hard and start fisting him/her till they bleed. after you remove your fist, shit MUST pour out.

*news reporter* "were at the scene of the new porn ASSES OF FURY and a porno chick just had her innards ripped out because the male performed THE FILTHY DOORKNOB

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