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1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!
That's an ugly garden gnome!
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A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.
Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"
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What dumb Lance Corporals call Gunnery Sergeants when they are too drunk to realize that they can't say "Gunnery Sergeant"
Gysgt: What the Fuck were you thinking Martin!
Lcpl: I wasn't thinking, Garden Gnome...
Gysgt: Did you just call me a FUCKING GARDEN GNOME?!?!
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Some random dude from the FNG Discord Server who begged me to make a definition of him.
"I would like one for me"
-garden gnome, July 11th 2021
A little kid who has no balls and sound like it taking up the ass. and thinks they are the shit at video games.
Little Kid. Garden Gnome.
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When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.
Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
Woman: What pose was it today?
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