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The Koala

When a stripper who is matted and unshaven wraps her cooter around a dance pole, making her hootch look like a koala on a tree.

Jon: Last night I saw some unshaven crack head bitch dancing at the strip joint.

Greg: Awsome!

Jon: Not really. She did the koala on the pole and scared the shit out of everyone in the place.

Greg: I gotta see that! I hope it doesn't bite me.

by Rex Dutchman October 12, 2010


koalaing

To engage in a cuddling position that is similar in design to spooning, with both partners maintaining chest-on-back contact while facing the same direction and laying on their sides, but with the distinguishing characteristic that the smaller partner is positioned on the back of the larger partner with the smaller partner's arms wrapped somewhere around the larger partner's body. The position resembles a smaller koala holding onto the back of another koala, thus the origin of the word.

There is nothing inherently sexual about engaging in the position, but like all cuddling, it can very easily lead to sexual encounters especially given the ease of access the smaller partner has to the larger partner's goods. Very often however, this style of cuddling satisfyingly follows such encounters.

We were cuddling in bed after some ravaging sex, but my back was getting cold so I rolled over and she started koalaing me.

by the lady men's February 10, 2012

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koala

a cute australian marsupial that eats only eucalyptus leaves. A marsupial is like a kangaroo (they have pouches for their babies) they are not bears

please dont call me a koala bear cause im not a bear at all (its a song)

by 555 March 9, 2004

410πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


Koala

Koalaling- the act of one person wrapping their limbs around another person or thing; 2. an intimate way of cuddling; 3 a very adorable thing to do.

Ex.

1. Elizabeth was koaling her pillow earlier

2. β€œBabe, I wanna koala you <3

3. Boy 1. My little cousin fell asleep koalaing me when watching The Little Mermaid

Girl 1: THAT’S SO ADORABLE

by CottenPenguin January 23, 2014

46πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


koala

heavy tree cats

koalas are fucking adorable

by that one albatraoz April 10, 2015

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Koalaing

The act of wrapping your legs around someone like a koala would hug a tree. Especially while cuddling.

Koalaing can be a cute, awesome and epic move worth trying.

by Fisherman25 April 2, 2010

82πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Koala

(1) A person who really likes to snuggle.
(2) A person who likes to physically cling to their lover.

Tito acts so macho, but he's such a koala.

by Peter Springer May 2, 2006

236πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž